Way Previously on LDHD: "This is LuLu's Blogger News, and I'm Caitlin Chan. We have received word that Alicia Powderpaws, the innocent kitten who vanished shortly before Mother's Day and was presumed to have been viciously murdered by a duplicitous fiend, has been found safe somewhere in the Smoky Mountain Range. She admitted that she ran off with her boyfriend, a Siamese cat named Cadence, and dumped the blame on the aforementioned duplicitous fiend, better known as the cat who turned himself into a snipe, simply because she wanted to get her own TV reality show." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Saturday, May 15, 2010
"Mizz Powderpaws further confessed to implicating the cat who caused the local snipe scare in her bizarre but understandable scheme, mainly as it gave the story a better PR uptick. 'He fell right into my paws,' she purred. Ms. Powderpaws reality show is expected to air sometime this fall on the Sluggo Network." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
"Thank you, Caitlin. I'm Monica Montez. The cat who turned himself into a snipe, and later into a diverse series of creatures, also surrendered to authorities today, explaining that he did what he did because he plans to run for office and wants voters to realize how adaptable he can be. 'There aren't enough parties to elect all of me,' he told reporters minutes before he was released into the wild. His lawyer said criminal charges were unlikely, at least until he serves a term in Congress." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
"This is LuLu's Blogger News, and I'm Thyvernia Woofingham. The hunt goes on at this hour for the cat who disguised himself first as a snipe, then as a rogue elephant, and was last seen chasing a mouse across Lincoln Park in a gorilla costume. Wherever and whatever he is tonight, the cat is the main mammal of interest in the disappearance of innocent kitten Alicia Powderpaws, who vanished from her home shortly before Mother's Day. The cat is not declawed and is assumed to have 'tude -- which sounds pretty much like most cats to me. Police dogs are warning the public to run like hell if they sniff anything suspicious." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)