An Ode to an Owl: "Oh, wise old bird, you seemed to know the secrets of the wind, and with your passing a bit of magic departs, unlikely to come this way again." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I hear everybody's favorite Portuguese Water Dog flew to Sadie's rescue this morning, and the taxpayers had to shell out only for dog biscuits!"/"Oh, how wildly romantic!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"And that crazy marmoset dictator tried to kidnap Daffodil DuMonte while she was shooting an episode of 'Get Me Outta Here, I'm Almost as Screwed Up as a Celebrity'!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Guess who's back in the game, Rupert Murdoch?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)