The story from last week: "Bad news for White House First Pet condenders, Zeus and Lily. They tried to steal a leprechaun's pot of gold and lost their invisibility status. Now they've been formally kicked out of the Executive Mansion -- for good. Adios, guys, and better luck in, I dunno, like the Third World, maybe?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Nobody takes me pot o' gold away! And I mean NOBODY!" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"You've got to admit, that leprechaun's someone we could use on the Street!"/"You're right, old son. You know, it's hard to believe he's not Ivy League!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I got kicked out of the Lincoln Bedroom so fast, I didn't have time to save my collection of tree frogs!" (Photo by Beth J.)

"How DARE I be treated in this manner? I'm not a national threat -- I'm a national treasure! I plan to sue! (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"As the official new First Pet, I demand that Zeus and Lily be cast into a dungeon and flogged! Then I want their mates flogged...and their puppies flogged! I want their CHEW TOYS flogged!!!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"A flogging? In a dungeon with kinky lights and poodles in tights? Oh, flog me! Flog me!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Now there's somebody who's definitely Ivy League!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Happy St. Patrick's Day Week from LDHD! May the wind always be at your back and your collar never be too tight!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"On March 17th, years and years and years ago, St. Patrick drove the squirrels out of Ireland." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Say what?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Nonsense! There aren't any squirrels in Ireland because it's too cold and damp. Wait a minute! We should be talking about snakes, right? Who the hell rigged this TelePrompTer?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"And that includes invisible snakes!" (Non-photo by Marianne McMullen)