"Here's how I, Captain Amoreda, along with some help from my colleague Zarex, managed to save the Milky Way Galaxy, including the whole of Lincoln Park." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Each of Ava's seven ducklings (three of whom are show here, while plotting the murder of their wet nurse) get a galaxy of their own to rule as they see fit." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"But not our galaxy?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Of course not. Our galaxy is ruled by Chaos." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"That would be me." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Hmmm. Simplistic, I'll grant you, but somewhat less obfuscated than most of Hawking's pet theories." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Let me get this straight. I thought our Galaxy was a convertible." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Get thee back to Siberia, pal! Here's the foreplay from last week..." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

...Zarex the alien, along with....(Photo by Stephanie J.)

...Lily the Spaniel (AKA 'Captain Amoreda')....(Photo by J.M. Hilton)

...cut a deal with Ava, Queen of the Gummy Bear Galaxy, and her seven psychopathic ducklings, in order to save the Milky Way...the galaxy not the candy bar." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"And ruin MY sex life!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton) If none of this makes a whit of sense to you, try checking out our archives. The story is still unlikely to make much sense, but at least you'll be caught up with our nonsense~

"Well, I'm a big fan of Ava's. She gave ME my body back!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I just got screwed!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Those freakin' Republican Rottweilers are responsible!" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"This is Dash Rightpaw at Old Cur Talk Radio! Somebody sold out to somebody, and it was probably a left-wing duck!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"For drollery, treachery, intrigue, and lechery -- bookmark our blog! Or stick with humanoid election coverage and be bored stiffer than roadkill on a fender. Your choice!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"By dog! But this blog is right in the muzzle!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)