LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)

LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~

Thursday, May 18, 2006


Meanwhile, Spencer signs off on Lincoln Park and on with a Hollywood agent. (Photo by J.M. Hilton) Story under "comments"~ Posted by Picasa


Morey the mutt has a werewolf for an owner and more problems than the average dog. Catch his columns every Wednesday (usually)~ Posted by Picasa

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

The Story Thus Far...

The purebred dogs of Lincoln Park all share a secret: They were once famous human beings, now reincarnated as canines. LuLu, a beautiful young beagle, recalls a life spent as Queen Elizabeth I of England, and her beloved Earl of Leicester may currently be a Cavalier King Charles spaniel named Spencer, who lives down the street with LuLu's best friend Lily, who just happens to be his crate mate. To further complicate matters, a pretty pup who claims to have once been Mary Queen of Scots has joined the group, and it's become obvious that she would like a rematch with LuLu.

Meanwhile, the pulchritudinous beagle is kept busy sorting out a lengthy list of suitors vying for her paw. These include: Benji the bearded collie, the Labradors Rockie and Buddy, Paco the German shepherd, Tanner the cur-dog/beagle blend, Nestle the cultured French poodle, Rocko the bulldog, Harmony the boxer, and two coyotes named Rush and Randhi.

Lovely LuLu and her four-legged friends find trouble behind every fire hydrant. Last October they went hunting for the Maltese Chew Toy (enter in search or see our archives), and in January LuLu found herself imperiled in another thrilling mystery, the Hound of the Poconos. (Enter in search or see our archives.)

Recently Morey the mutt signed on as a weekly blog columnist, exposing the underbelly of Lincoln Park, along with a few dark secrets of his own. Luscious Lily's psychic aunt, Madame Spirea, also arrived in town (via gypsy wagon) bringing with her a crystal Kong ball and a salty tongue. (Enter in search or see our archives.)

Now Spencer has been appointed "summer king" -- and immediately finds himself in the deepest of doo-doo. Lincoln Park's a mess politically, Lily has been kidnapped, and who knows what will happen next?

Come join the absurdity of LuLu's Desperate House Dogs. We guarantee you'll bark out at least one good laugh. You might even find yourself rolling around on the grass, hoping you'll come back as a dog the next time around.

Tail wags and licks -- your blog hostess, LuLu~

Sunday, May 14, 2006


Is the nightmare finally over for Lily? (Photo by J.M. Hilton)  Posted by Picasa


"Cluzo can't tell his tail from a feather duster!" insists Madame Spirea, Lily's psychic aunt. (Photo by J.M. Hilton) Posted by Picasa