Previously on LDHD: "It's always the same damn thing! Online they all claim to be Monarchs!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"But when you meet them, they invariably turn out to be moths." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Good Evening! I'm your host Sadie Whippet, and welcome to Sea-to-Shining-Sea, a late-night show devoted entirely to the occult. Tonight we'll be interviewing symbologist Robert Labrador, who will tell us why he thinks his new girlfriend is the Anticanine. Stay tuned!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Lew, we've got to do an exclusive on Labrador before the mainstream media unchains him."/"But, LuLu, he's a nut-biscuit. He's full of conspiracy theories and bizarre rantings! If we give him a platform, we'll be stooping to a new level in Dog-Poop Journalism! Then again, this may not be a bad thing." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"You suddenly get religion, Lew?"/"Sorry, my bad." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)