Tonight! Sam Spencer confronts Brigid and carries a big stick -- or something like that -- as our lengthy rerun mystery, The Maltese Chew Toy, rolls on~ (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Hi, Morey the Mutt here. I wish Sam would hurry up and kill somebody so MY story could bark in as a rerun." (Photo by Beth Javens)

"Boo!" And Happy Halloween from LDHD~ (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, YEAAAAAAH~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Those are bows not stab wounds! But Miss Bambi at the Fluffy Puppy Grooming Parlor -- your days are numbered, kissy face!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Where, O, where has my little dog gone?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, dear! I hadn't realized Renee Zellweger was dieting again." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Where is the hole for my tail? Oh, what vile torture is this?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)