"How awful for the animals in that galaxy where the sun blew out, though." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Yeah, an entire galaxy went pooof! But I understand there were survivors." (Photo by Beth Javens)

"Harald the Holiday Rodent here, puppies and kittens. Come get your baskets full of regurgitated treats!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Uhm, I'd like to know where he collected those eggs." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"You've got to be kidding me!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Now be fair! Maybe we need to give the rat a chance?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Yetch!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"What really scares me is that my kids will probably love this guy." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Damn! The Robins are back already?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Suddenly it's spring~ (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Seurat's Spaniel~ (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Remember, spring is when you feel like barking even when your paws are wet and your tail is dripping mud~" (Photo by Craig S.)

"Well, don't look at me, sister! I've got 800 kids and am saving my Easter eggs for a vasectomy." (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"What are you doing on Bastille Day, my sweet? I mean the bitch, of course, not the bunny." (Photo by Stephanie C.)

"I promised that sweet colleen a treat, but can't remember where I hid my pot of gold!" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"Hope it's not anywhere near Wall Street, boyo." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Happy St. Patrick's Day wherever you've buried your pot." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)