A wonderful lingo is English. For example...." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"My girlfriend says I've gained so much weight, she wants to cut my nuts off!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"For certs, a sentence like that one could easily be misconstrued." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"So after a mutt tells me he wants to ping-pong my neuticles, it's not OK to rip out his throat?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, dear me! A good thing my generation refuses to make judgment calls." (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"You are so screwed, Lincoln Park!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

We're the Three Ducklings of the Apocalypse: War&Famine, Plague&Natural Disasters, and Tiffany." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I understand she's the most peckish one of all!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Whatever happened to those four cool guys on horseback?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Haven't you ever heard of downsizing?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Not me! I take hound enhancement dog biscuits." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Which explains why I sleep with my squeak toys~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Let's call our new oil company Interplanetary Gas."/"For what we plan to charge for our gasoline, we can call it the cat's royal ass!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Philistines!" (Photo by Stephanie J.)

"I guess it's a dog-eat-dog universe!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)