Previously on LDHD: "Word is out that the government plans a full investigation into the peculiar incident at Reichenbark Falls!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Which will tether it to a back-street hydrant forever!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"LuLu, maybe it's time you stopped featuring so many stories about Lily on your blog. You need some new news!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"It might also be a good idea to create the news if you can't find any! Got to keep up with the networks, after all~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"What? No more staple in my bikini line? I'll feel naked without it!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Generations of slobbering hounds have chased the Playboy lust bunny across the landscape of their boyhood dreams. Once she's gone, what's left?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, pul-eeze! That's the oldest news around!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"If Google partners with Twitter, will we all be GooGoo Twits?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Take me to my ivory tower! I've had enough of this silly century!" (Photo by J.M. Hiton)

Previously on LuLu's Desperate House Dogs: "LDHD presents: THE NEW NEWS!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Excuse me, but I've got a question. What actually DID happen at Reichenbark Falls?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Are you kidding? That story is totally yesterday! It's been thoroughly blogged, chirped and twittered! In other words, look for it as part of the new fall lineup on one of the major networks!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Was it on the nightly news?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Who watches the news these days? We both subscribe to HOWL!" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"How do you spell 'Reichenbark' without using vowels?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"This is Stacy, who's also known as Sadie, with a hot update from LuLu's Blog. The emperor has new clothes and they really show off his package!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Mon Dieu! We have an emperor?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)