Earlier in our story: "I hate being lost in the woods! Can you tell me, regal raptor, perched up in the tree, just between thee and me, where the hell can I be?" Moral of our story so far: If you go down to the woods today, it might be wise to rethink the plan. (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"You are exactly here, bitchie-boo! And you aren't lost in the woods -- you're standing in front of a fence, for Dog's sake! However, you are at the crossroads of destiny and must follow the fork in the road. By the way, I get off doing riddles, and I also get off at five o'clock." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"So do I, but I'm not very good at it. Riddles, I mean, not five o'clock. Hello, Sadie, I am speaking to you from my office high up in yon tree. Do you, perchance, O, bitchie-boo, know who or whom I might be?" (Photo by Beth J.)

"Uhmn...somebody linked to the Blair Witch Project, or maybe the governor of Illinois?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I know I'm a sucker for low drama, but I've an inkling this scene might bear watching, if only for the really awful jokes." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Meanwhile: "Now that's a vanishing act!"/"You're right, old son. I believe we can use the invisible spaniel on Wall Street!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"What for? Everything worthwhile up there has already vanished!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"In order to escape Prince John's evil clutches, Lily has made herself invisible!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I'm wearing a wild red harness, a navel ring that plays Stars&Stripes Forever, and I've got hedgehog poop love oil on my ears and tail! Too bad you'll never see me this way, Prince John~" (Non-photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I know Lily has a high IQ, but I hadn't realized she was so into fashion!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Meanwhile: "I don't understand it! Why do my sisters always try to steal my boyfriends? Bleu went after both Rockie and Moxie, and now Sadie's run off to find Rockie's army."/"Has it ever occurred to you that they're both complete sluts?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I wish I had OnStar attached to my harness! My sense of direction is so bad, I can't even locate an army! And being lost in the woods is way outside my comfort zone!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)