LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
"Spread the word! Sam Spencer's back -- with a new episode of 'The Maltese Chew Toy'~ The opening of our story, based on Dashiell Hammett's 'The Maltese Falcon,' can be found in our archives at 03/06/2007."
posted by LuLu @ 10:20 PM
Tonight...Sam and Murray cross paths with a killer~(Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 10:12 PM
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"Hi! My name is Buddy and I'm looking for a mate who shares my breed and values. Trouble Helmsley, if you're out there, get back to me at maltesetoyboy.com -- mucho fasto! (Photo by J.M.Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:29 PM
"Aside from the fact you're able to knock over four garbage cans in under three minutes, hide a pair of chewed-up Manolo Blahnik pumps where they'll never be found, and put the blame on the cat for the vomit in the middle of the antique Heritage bedspread -- what makes you think you have what it takes to join the A-team at Seriously Bad Dogs, Inc.?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 1:38 AM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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