"Now more tales of Christmas from a dog's point of view." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Tonight's story, puppies, is The Real Santa Meets The Exterminator." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"There is no REAL SANTA, you whining curs. There's only a small, furry mammal who likes walnuts and M&Ms, and who wants to rip open your dog treats early." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I genuinely preferred the fat-guy-with-the-kibble take on the tale." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I'm so excited! Despite the writers' strike, I managed to come up on my own with three new episodes of SCANDAL SPANIEL. Now...if I can just get the cast back together...." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I have all their names, addresses, AKC registration information, and dog license numbers in my computer, dear." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Nurse Morphia, has Mr. Pondsludge been in to pick up his new prescription yet?" (Photo by Erin)