"I just heard on the news that the Department of the Treasury is looking for comedians!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"At last! I always knew my encyclopedic knowledge of gallows humor would one day come in handy!" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"I'm back in my body again, but I feel like I've been away for a long time, and I don't know who I am. I'm NOT somebody named Daffodil DuMonte! But I'm pretty sure I was a celebrity. I'm beautiful and I understand the theory of light. But a name, a name! Violet? Rose? Hyacinth? Myrtle? Drat! My head is swimming!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Here's some good news for our enormous blog-chasing audience: There's a new airline in town that's available only to pets! We understand the pilot's a two-legger, but Dog is his copilot! We get our own flight attendants and everything! Ok, there's the free ad! Now, do I get a seat in first class?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"It would be a relief not to suffer the shifting winds of fate in the cargo hold -- like when you're facing the backside of a nervous bull mastiff who missed his doo-doo walk!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I suppose it's great if you have to fly commercial. Of course I never have. Wait a minute! How can I be so certain?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Previously on LDHD:"Sperm can be created? Then I can have a large and vicious family by Daffodil DuMonte!" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"But Daffodil DuMonte has been turned back into a man -- meaning that's really gonna take some work!" (Photo by Beth J.)