Previously on LDHD: "There must be a way I can win my popularity back from that egotistic Noah Blackstone! I know! I'll ask my friend Julia Pupp for some help!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Bonjour! I'm Julia Pupp, and today I'll be introducing a delicious new recipe called 'Chipmunk a la Lilee'!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Have you ever tried that awful concoction? It tastes like sandpaper mixed with cat litter!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, dear! Well, all you wonderful gourmet garbage hounds, I guess it's back to one of my own favorite recipes: 'Glazed Lame Duck Awash in Cheap Brandy'~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"EEEK!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Damn!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Poor, poor little Lily!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Thanks, Blackstone, now go choke on a 'jouet de mastication'!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I can't forget the squirrel that got away!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"So much for my royal lineage! A mastiff just sold in China for $600,000. Guess mastiffs rule!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Want me as your loyal companion? Then make out a check for $200,000." (Photo by J.M. Hilton )

"My asking price is $150,000, shots included." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I'm a mutt, honey, and absolutely priceless!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)