"It's spring -- and I'm gloriously in love! I can't remember ever feeling like this before!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Ditto, babe! I can't recall ever feeling this way myself -- of course, I am on heavy medication." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I understand he found her on
'Real Dog.com.'" (Photo by Craig S.)

"I wonder if she'd be interested in a Leprechaun Lurcher with a hidden treasure?" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"Right, buddy. Next time try that line on a Chow and see how far it gets you!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"A lot of us think about changing the world, but only a very few are willing to put forth the necessary effort." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Now that it's open season on feral cats, I'm still not sure how the kittens and I managed to escape from Iowa. But we made it!" (Photo by Stephanie J.)

"Thanks to the fiendishly clever devices of the Blue Pimpernel." (Photo by Stephanie J.)

"Pimp? What?"/"Like, you was never blue when you was one!" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"Beware the Ides of March, you two, and remember that it's always open season on coyotes!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Happy Birthday, Mr. Governor~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Because we live in such interesting times, LuLu's Desperate House Dogs has decided to bring back Aunt Spirea, talented prognosticator, former KGB spy, biological warfare maven, and recent winner of a Nobel Peace Prize, for weekly words of inspiration. Take it away, Aunt Spirea!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"What fresh hell is this?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Which means in a Messy Mitt...the blonde Saluki you've got the hots for is as gone as financial stocks over 40...the puppies really aren't yours...gasoline will hit four-bucks a gallon...your job IS on the line...aliens have landed and are stealing your bones...and the guard dog next door is a certified psycho." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Happy Trails~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)