Previously on LDHD: "Elections tend to bore me. I do so much better with an absolute monarchy." (Photo by Steph J.)

"Politics? I tried it once but now I've washed my paws of it. I need to spend more time with my family...and with all the little squeak toys I've collected along the way." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Besides, who wants to chase votes? Can they even climb trees?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Let sleeping dogs rise and bay at the moon...while rich autumn's colors o'er the woodlands are strewn." Anon, N. England. (Photo by J.M. Hilton)