"Icarus MacGregor here for LDHD. Ever wonder what some of our members' New Year's resolutions might be? OK, I don't much care, either. In fact, I'd rather be crouched in some sleazy bar right now, watching a hot terrier leap over a pole. But I drew New Year's duty...so bear with me. Hell, is it my fault you got drunk and wound up on this site?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"A resolution? I'm a cat burglar! All right...I resolve to at long last steal the famous Witherspoon emeralds! Now get your dog breath out of here and turn off the damn light." (Photo by Steph J.)

"I, Lily the Spaniel, resolve to finally start taking those State Department travel warnings seriously." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, hi. Did I leave the pet door open again? A resolution? Yeah, like, to not get up on the furniture. They aren't too happy about that. And maybe I should stop trying to sniff Isolde, the female Presa Canario who lives next door. She's hot, but I sometimes think I've got, like, a death thing going for me. You want to stick around for a beer?" (Photo by Beth J.)

"I, Vidale Bulle, resolve to finally complete my 700-page biography of Denys the Carthusian. Look for it in bookstores everywhere! PS..I threw in some sex on page 567!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"My resolution? I'm finally going to get contact lenses! Excuse me...who are you again? All I can see is this vague shadow ... and weird white lines." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers; For he today that sheds his blood with me shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile...' Uh, what?
Well, my dear sir, isn't it obvious? I've resolved to overthrow the current water commissioner!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"A New Year's resolution? You're ##!!&& kidding! MICE. That's my resolution. MICE. Now get the ##!!&& outta here!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"OK, I, Teddy Toothdauber, resolve to purchase a Get-Out-of-Jail-Free card. I can't expect my ex-wife to go my bail forever, right? I mean, Sonja's been great about my little lapses so far, but maybe it's time to move on. Besides, cheap Merlot gives me gas." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I, Baron Thurwolf von Slagle, resolve to start hanging out with a better class of parasite." (Photo by Beth J.)

"I, Shamus O'Possum, realize it's probably a lost cause, but I have to keep trying." (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"Happy New Year from LuLu and Sadie's Desperate House Dogs!"/"Cute, Sis! Now how about a little aconite in your kibble?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)