LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
"Word is out that Barney, the current First Pet in the White House, recently bit a reporter after he referred to him as the 'former' First Dog and attempted to pat him on the head. Holy Terrier!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 1:42 AM
"You bet I bit the guy! I'm supposed to give up my status as First Pet without a fight? And to a pound puppy, no less? I don't think so! It was bad enough when I had to give up my silk-lined First Pet bed to Miss Beazley, but this really sucks!" (Photo compliments of JBT, Inc.)
posted by LuLu @ 1:34 AM
"President-elect Barack Obama just promised his wife and kids a new puppy when they move into the White House. Maybe I can be First Pet? Wait a minute! I'm half cavalier King Charles spaniel and half poodle. Does that make me the dreaded M word?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:08 AM
"What about the C word, honey? Why can't the First Pet be a CAT? I'm cuddly and caring, and could keep the White House free of vermin. Not the Senate maybe, but I think I could manage the White House." (Photo by S. Jayne)
posted by LuLu @ 11:44 PM
"I'd be willing to be First Pet. Since I have an IQ of 300, I could also be a member of the cabinet. Maybe two members." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:43 PM
"I'd consider being First Pet, but I hate kids and would want the entire West Wing for my domain. Nah! I'll stick it out here with the Buffetts." (Photo by S. Jayne)
posted by LuLu @ 11:40 PM
"How about a ferret with a reputation that's just a teeny bit tarnished?" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)
posted by LuLu @ 11:07 PM
"Did you vote red or blue, LuLu?"/"I'll never tell, dear. I might want to get appointed to something." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 8:35 PM
"And the citizens of Lincoln Park will get the president they deserve!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:37 AM
"Not as long as I'm king they won't! Time to read the fine print on the Magna Carta, boneheads." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:34 AM
"We have a KING? Like, who knew? Why wasn't I told? Can this be for real?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:29 AM
"As the citizens of Lincoln Park prepare to elect a new president, one vital question still confounds voters from both major parties..." (Photo by B. Javens)
posted by LuLu @ 11:24 PM
"Why isn't Harrison Ford's name listed on my ballot?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:21 PM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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