"Now it's on to Michigan, South Carolina, and Nevada, my pork-barrel pals! No consolation prizes for the losers, although the taxpayers get a small break. OINK!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"You know, they used to hold the New Hampshire primary in March." (Photo by BrandiAndrews)

"How many more primaries have we got? Is California still part of our vast kennel or have they finally seceded?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Forget that stuff! I need my diaper changed!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Do you think we're popular dogs, Jayden?"/"I hope not, Isabella, there's often security in obscurity, or so I've been told" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"It's me, honey, calling from my cell. Warm up the salamander souffle, 'cause poppa's headin' home." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Guess who gets to fetch Baby New Year out of the drainage ditch?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Spence, there's a police car outside. Did you leave your license at Mad Dog Louie's?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Happy New Year from LuLu's Desperate House Dogs!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Ribbit!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"2007 couldn't even pop for the price of a seat on JetBlue? I am sooo going to scorch that year's memory!" (Photo by Mike Hilton)

"Look at it this way, kid, you managed to avoid airport security." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)