Previously on LDHD: "LDHD reluctantly presents: The Week In Review..." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Cash for Clunkers? I thought it was Cash for CHASING Clunkers!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I understand scientists have discovered a huge plastic patch in the Pacific!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Guess somebody finally renamed the Mystical Isle of Overflowing Pooper Bags!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I hear there's a new doll on the market that lets young human females pretend to breast-feed!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Makes you wonder what they'll come up with next!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Good-night, Chet!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Good-night, Davida!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

And now, a bowser-paid commercial stunt: "Hello, I'm Paula Petrie. You've probably never heard of me, which might be for the best, because I've appeared in a few really embarrassing commercials. But if you have an aggressive dog with a mean bite, how about giving a listen? Have you ever considered getting him fitted with Dr. Denny's Doggie Dentures? (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Take a threatening animal like this fellow..."/"Hi! Great day, bloke! Look what I caught!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Now here he is with a brand new set of Dr. Denny's Doggie Dentures! What an incredible difference!"/"Man! I really want to kill something, but I can't even close my mouff!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

For more information on Dr. Denny's Doggie Dentures, check out our website at Drdennysdoggiedentures&taxidermy.net...or phone 1-800-555-twicebittentheyresuretosue.

"And I think I've got problems! This story ranks right up there with how my Uncle Ed got his neuticles!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)