LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
"If you're not following our story, don't worry yourself into a case of the bloats. Our plot's as circuitous as a hound's run through the bracken. Half the time, you have to read from the bottom up to make any sense of the tale at all -- but if that effort doesn't wear you out --and you're baying for more, then go to our archives and start digging~" (Photo by J. M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:17 AM
"One candidate insists he's got longevity on his side, and the other is under fifty in human years. That's very reassuring!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:12 AM
"Terri West reporting for HOUND News! Now here's a surprise! Both expected US presidential nominees plan to woo the same mammal for the VEEP spot on their respective tickets." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 10:43 PM
"What's the big surprise? I'm a !!**##!! endangered species! Those bums know a political asset when they see one, honeydew. (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)
posted by LuLu @ 10:32 PM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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