"I think I look enough like Bo, the new Obama puppy, to be his licking cousin!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Just give me a good enough dye job and you won't be able to tell the two of us apart!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"The basics are the same, but I could use a little work!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Screw the world!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, put on your big girl harness, spaniel! You're not the only pet to get kicked out of the White House on your tail feathers! I intend to send them a bill for MY services! Get it? Duck? Bill? Quack!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Come on, Lily! We'll always have our memories of the Lincoln Bedroom, where Margaret Truman once held her jolly prepubescent slumber parties." (Photo by Beth J.)

"Screw the world!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)