"You do it your way, Emeril Lagasse, and I'll do it mine!" (Photo by Stephanie J.)

"Now, back to the Gummy Bear Galaxy -- and before we become too entrenched in this ridiculous new storyline, we need to explain a few things." (Photo by Stephanie J.)

"For instance, after creating an admirable (if sticky) civilization which lasted for around 10,000 Gelatine moon months, the Gummy Bears became too pliable and sweet to fight off their enemies, in particular Mr. Tooth Decay, along with generations of Crodgavarian fire-cube ants." (Photo by J.M. Hilton) And if you still haven't got a clue what we're barking about, for Dog's Sake -- go to our archives. Or watch Dancing with the Stars, or something.

"The galaxy was then taken over by renegade hordes of vicious loon-ducks!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"QUACK!!!!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"So Olaf the Orange is.....?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"...a 150-LB orange duck, minus the Grand Marnier and bay leaf." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"My stars! Have you heard? Ava has been asked to become the Queen Consort of Olaf the Orange, King of the Gummy Bear Galaxy!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"A quick roll in the mud beneath a wisteria bush with my alien ex-husband was worth it to get rid of the bitch!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Queen of the Gummy Bears? Not bad! But first I wanna buy a duck!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I don't understand." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Ava has to be stopped!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I have to be de-duck-ed?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"The price of gas is going HOW high?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Stay tuned~" (Photo by Stephanie J.)