LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
"This is LuLu, AKA Natasha for national security purposes, back on the leash with another juicy story that's not about me. According to our mud-flinging sources, Lily the spaniel has been banned from Lincoln Park, while her clone has been welcomed back with a golden pooper mitt. Now it's over to my twisted sister for an update!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:37 AM
"Thanks, Nat, you're an eternal pal! This is Sadie, AKA Stacy for national security purposes, reporting directly from the park, where incensed fans from both sides of the kennel are exhibiting a growling discontent over the news that Lily can't come home again." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:29 AM
"It's the car-chasing, rawhide-chewing Whigs who are behind this outrage! Give those mutts half a chance and they'll destroy the park!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:25 AM
"It's those fancy boutique-visiting, lap-sitting Tories who are responsible for this outrage! Give those rich AKC-backers half a chance and they'll ruin the park!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:21 AM
"What predictable prattle! It was the utility company, you dumb lumps! They want to appease their stockholders, and this puppy glows in the dark!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:11 AM
"Sweet mystery of life -- at last I've found you!"/"Curb yourself, old son. I'm at the head of this wolf pack!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:06 AM
"How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is...to have a thankless clone!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:03 AM
"LDHD presents: The Joys of Spring in Lincoln Park~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:56 PM
"What a great day for science -- I'm a newly evolved species! EEEK!" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)
posted by LuLu @ 11:51 PM
"Put that in the past tense, bucko. Now what did I do with the Pepcid?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:48 PM
"Walking around on a rocky beach with webbed feet hurts! I want some way cool Lanvin kicks like the ones the First Lady wears!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:38 PM
"Worms? Well, I'm not partial to them! Give me a nice French salad with a light Sauvignon and some bread to peck at. Worms make great fast food for the tweets, though!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:30 PM
"And to think...I used to notice only the goose poop~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:15 PM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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