"The unlucky mammals of Lincoln Park are in worse trouble than they realize. Once the loving syndrome brought on by the eggs of the Septimius Sensuality Shark wears off, the animals will suddenly undergo another transformation and become the thing they like the least. For the record, this is known as the Paul-and-Heather McCartney syndrome." (Photo by Stephanie J.)

"I hope this doesn't mean I'll be switcherooed back to my former life as a financial analyst at Bear Stearns! Listen up! Don't nobody jump that shark!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"EGAD! What hellish visions hath I seen! I'm a dog I tell ya! A DOG!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, no! Not the decidedly unappealing role of pond frog again! What is my beloved blue-eyed Sydney going to think?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Either this is the worst hangover ever, or I'm in a truly precarious situation here." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I'm ace reporterette Trudy Ventura with an update on the strange Love Virus that's making the mammals of Lincoln Park fall head over paws for -- well -- just about anybody. For example, I'm looking at a REALLY cute Australian Shepherd across the street from the studio!
I mean -- GRRRRRRR! Gad! Could somebody please turn on a hose?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"'Let us be crooked, but never common.'"/"Uhm, right. Words to live by, Mr. Hound. By the way, I believe I'm falling in love with you." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"'You wasn't thinking about getting married, was you?'" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"'At fourteen (months)? I was thinking of going down to the corner and having a (Frostbite) soda!'" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Matters appear to be going downhill fast around here!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"WHEEEEEEEE!!!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Sometimes a girl just gotta have fun, even if it means laying an egg once in a while~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"No, the DUCK is my girlfriend, but we're all consenting adults."/"Hey! That's not a line from a Preston Sturges' movie!/"Neither is 'crease one more feather, and I'm going to quack'!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Preston Sturges once said that a dog was better than a landscape."/"I never needed to know that, but I'm mad about you anyway~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Which can mean only one thing -- somehow a Septimius Sensuality Shark arrived on this planet with the survivors from the Snickers Galaxy. Oh, the havoc she can wreak! Hold up! That little grey squirrel in yon oak tree is giving me the high sign with her luscious tail. Whoa Momma! Fur bites!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"You ever seen an old Preston Sturges' movie, bro?"/"No, but if Scooby Doo was in any of them, I'm sure it made an impact." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)