Late last week: "I just found my way out of the woods~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I just invented a harness which renders me invisible!" (Non-photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I just got back from South Korea." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

A recap of recent events: "Lily made herself invisible because she's OLD? Hmmm. That gives me an idea." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Wait a minute, Sadie! You don't know the whole story. Neither do I, but I'm a gypsy journalist who will spin any kind of yarn for a steak bone. King Rockie is the son of King Seth-the-Good and Queen Daisy-the-Sex-Addict. A year after Rockie's birth, Daisy had two more puppies -- one by King Seth and one by the ubiquitous lead sled dog." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, lemme guess! Lemme guess! Nobody could tell them apart -- kind of like Tina Fey and Sarah Palin, or Javier Bardem and Jeffrey Dean Morgan, or Penelope Cruz and Rob Lowe! Now the only question is -- are we going to play this straight Dumas or go flamboyantly Hollywood?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I escaped with my life only because a devoted press agent, who was also my wet nurse, made me invisible." (Photo by Beth J.)

Invisible? Hey, wait a minute! I think I know somebody else who recently became invisible!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Well, da-huh? Lily here, and if you've got a marble in your skull, you'll remember that I'm the GENIUS who just invented an invisible harness, which is why you can't see me. HELLO?" (Non-photo by J.M. Hilton)

Earlier still: "Sadie, I am the God Zeus!" (Photo by Beth J.)

"The swan I met had a much better line." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, all right! I'm really Prince John's illegitimate twin brother!" (Photo by Beth J.)

"I must have swallowed a bad mouse. Somehow that statement almost makes sense. Then so did mating with a kestrel named Janice on Molt.com." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I think I want to go home now." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)