"No way this body's cloned! Or to put it another way, there's no bar code on my magnificence!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Think one of us could be a clone?"/"Give me a break, bro. I only just found out we're neutered!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Last week's news (which started it all...) "And now for a MAJOR, MAJOR, MAJOR news story that CNN doesn't have, and FOX doesn't have...in fact, only LULU's BLOG HAS THIS STORY, MEANING THE REST OF YOU CAN GO OUT AND EAT GRASS AND PUKE YOUR GUTS UP FROM SHEER FRUSTRATION! Over to you, Sadie....." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Thanks, LuLu, and don't trip over your overweening ego on your way out of the studio. NOW for our story! LILY HILTON, SUPER NOVA CELEBRITY AND PORN GODDESS (Uh, I really just threw that one in) GETS CLONED!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, my gosh and golly!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, go clean my litter box! Your news is about as exciting and unexpected as the Lindsay Lohan-Sam Ronson breakup!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Well, word is out that our fave spaniel's had a little work done, and the question now is, which is the real Lily....." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Figure A....." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"....or Figure B?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"If I had a choice, I'd do the one with the hat!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Nothing like a good roll in goose poop to celebrate scooping every other news source! WHEEE! Here's looking at you Greta van Susteren!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Some %%@@!! cosmetic surgery! Whenever I wag my tail, my eyes cross!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)