LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Friday, January 29, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Monday, January 25, 2010
"Hello. This is Sally King-Charles for LDHD semi-instant news, where we're still investigating The Strange Occurrence on Mastiff Moor. We have reports that something floating overhead out there has sent the locals into an absolute tailspin. We take you now to Icarus MacGregor for an on-the-spot report. Are you still there, MacGregor?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
"Afraid not, Sally. Mr. MacGregor has just become the reluctant plaything of two rampaging female hyenas. But all the better, because this is Ace Melrose on the scene -- and I've got an explanation for the mess of mayhem. It's a phenom called the Damn Doggone, and it usually appears right before a major disaster -- a war, an epidemic, another member of MENSA getting kicked off The Bachelor. It's sort of like Halley's Comet, only it's not." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
"Shut yo' mouff, mama! Oh, sorry, Sally. I misunderstood. The thing is, I have both controvertible and incontrovertible proof that the Damn Doggone exists. I also have some pretty interesting pictures of you and sizzling hot TV anchor Noah Blackstone playing pawsies on a bear rug. You scratch my back right above the tail bone and I don't billboard 'em. Deal?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton) Story likely to be continued....