"This is Winona Waxinghammer for LuLu's Blogger News. The cat who disguised himself as a snipe, and then turned into a rogue elephant, has taken on yet another persona, although we're not sure exactly what that is. Meanwhile, authorities are searching for something and asking all citizens of Lincoln Park to be alert for whatever it might be." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Frankly, this disguise is a little too close to human for me. I can almost feel my IQ dropping!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Did I have one too many gulps of dogwood juice, or did I just see a gorilla chasing a mouse?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

The Tale of the Wild Snipe continues: "I'm Davina Delorean, and this is LuLu's Blogger News. A faux snipe, who was unmasked as a cat, has managed to escape from the pound tonight by turning himself into a rogue elephant. And I don't write the news, folks, I only bark it." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Still missing, and still presumed a victim of the snarfy snipe, is Alicia Powderpaws, a gentle kitten with a heart of gold, who never so much as hissed at a hummingbird." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Chirping Chickadees! Alicia ran off with a tawdry tom! But since I'm a cat burglar, I daren't get involved." (Photo by Steph J.)