"I am the Ghost of Xmas Yet to Come! Where'd you hide thirty-billion bowsers, Scrooge? Nobody believes you're really broke!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I don't know what you're barking about! Charity! I gave every single bowser to charity!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Santa baby, I'm so glad you remembered that Charity is my middle name~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Wait a T-bone minute! The mistress is part of Scrooge's FUTURE? What kind of play is this? Where's the justice?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Actually, she's part of MY future. I'm Tiny Tim, and I'm a very bad dog, indeed!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Poor Uncle Scrooge! I always knew he'd goose the wrong bitch one day." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I love this updated version of It's A Wonderful Life!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"We're doing A Christmas Carol!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Somebody cue the Ghost of Xmas Yet to Come." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Has anybody seen the Ghost of Xmas Yet to Come?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I believe he left the set a half-hour ago with that skanky Maltese!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I'll be happy to take over the role! Right now I've got only a small part as Tiny Tim's parole officer, and I'd like to stretch my leash as an actress." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"If I were Charles Dickens, I'd sue from beyond the grave!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)