"As the writers' strike rolls on, desperate network shows like SCANDAL SPANIEL are forced to hire scabs to rewrite Shakespeare....sometimes quite literally~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Is this a dagger that I don't see before me?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"By my troth, Sierra, my little body grows aweary of sleeping with billion bowser wolfhounds." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"You would be sweet, my dear Flare, to give up all your blings and leashes from The Gilded Paw. I will be happy to take them and sell them for a hit of dogberry in some wretched alley." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"What light through yonder window breaks? It's my boochie bop with my best friend at the Kennel Pee-air! I'm off to Dubai to get my ears on straight!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Let's all go to Dubai and get our ears on straight." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Excuse me, sir canines, but could we rewrite this show to be about alien cats?" (Photo by Stephanie)

"Oh, that is sooo last Millennium!" (Photo by Stephanie)

"Well, I'm not going to Dubai!" declares aspiring actress Lola Montori. "It took a team of lawyers from the ASPCACLU to get me the role of Syd van Winkle, the cross-gender, half-sibling of Sierra on this show. I'm hanging on by the skin of my teeth until I at least get a line to bark!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)