Previously on LDHD: RUDOLPH IN REHAB FOR SEX ADDICTION! Describing herself as "a deer family friend," local oyster bar hostess, Brandi Tendercalf (shown above), pays a visit to Santa's lead reindeer, shortly after he was admitted to the Cowboy Bob Rehabilitation Clinic in Butte, Montana, on Thursday. Earlier in the week, a subordinate reindeer, Vixen, admitted to a tryst with Rudolph. Since then, four elks, a buffalo, and a John Deere have also claimed involvement with the married father of eight. As yet, there has been no comment from Santa Claus. (Photo by PLX)

"Hello, this is Spencer Spaniel sitting in for Amscray Doppler, who's usually sitting in for Katie Keeshond, and this is a LDHD LURID NEWS LEAK AT ELEVEN, even though it's well after midnight here. We've got some major news concerning Santa's reindeer, folks...." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Vixen, also known as 'Cheeks' to sleigh pals Donner and Blitzen, has admitted to an adulterous affair with group leader Rudolph. Show here in front of Jingle Bells, a notorious North Pole watering hole, she says she has both the antler shavings and the emails to prove her assertion." (Photo by PLX)

"Well, duh! You name a kid VIXEN, what would you expect?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"While there has as yet been no comment from the self-described 'Mr. Nightlight' -- wife Prancer, seen foraging here in an undisclosed private thicket, has supposedly threatened to walk unless her demands for 100-million bags full of toys and custody of the couple's eight tiny reindeer are met before Xmas Eve. We go now to Claus Snufflefuss, who is on the scene." (Photo by PLX)

"Actually, I'm in Fairbanks, Alaska, Spencer, but close enough! While tales of wild ruttings and alcohol-fueled joy rides in Santa's sleigh have been whispered about in Arctic circles for years, to date Rudolph's been able to keep his nose shining bright for the general public. Sadly, we're told more allegations will likely follow." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Let's see, he was up on my housetop last year -- I guess I'd better find myself a lawyer!" (Photo by Steph J.)