"Now for the twelve-bowser question...why the kennel would a CAT want to masquerade as a BIRD?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I'd call it a hissy-fit crime...and plan to contact the AUPA, the American Uncivil Peckers Association." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Previously on LDHD: SNIPE BAGGED!!! "The evil snipe has been taken -- and he's not a bird but a cat!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Uh-ho!" (Photo by Steph J.)

"Worse yet, an innocent young kitten named Alicia has gone missing, and I'm betting that he MURDERED her." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"MURDERED HER? Hell, it's my guess she ran off with that bum Cadence-the-Siamese. They've been entwining tails behind the back fence for weeks!" (Photo by Steph J.)

"I hear Alicia scrawled the word 'snipe' in her litter box right before she vanished!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Horrid, just horrid. What IS the world coming to?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Well, what do you know? My gag reflex does work...even without a hairball." (Photo by Steph J.)

"I say the snipe is a vicious, vicious puddy!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"This is not going the way I planned it at all!" (Photo compliments of Leo Profitt)

"At least I'm off the hook. Murder certainly tops ruffling the feathers of a few naive fledglings." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"We've caught him! We've caught him! We've bagged the snipe!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Purrrrfect! And now it's time for Cadence-the-Siamese and me to disappear!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)