Recently: "OOOOO! I just love my brand new, environmentally friendly SQUIRREL CAR!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"It's environmentally friendly all right! There's a family of chipmunks living under the back-seat, and my cache of pistachios is in the trunk! April Fool, uncanny canine~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Kicked out of the White House and stripped of her invisibility, Lily roams the back alleys of the capital, sleeping in abandoned cars, getting smacked on dogberry juice -- and plotting revenge. "As Dog is my witness, I'll never be Greeniesless again!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Zeus, too, suffers in his way: "I think I'll make a movie about a famous dog who loses his lifestyle, but instead of BOLT I'll call it DOLT." (Photo by B. Javens)