LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
"Zounds and Soretooth! While Lily's love life has been as piquant as the late Jane Digby's, the former dog-chow model and self-proclaimed genius tells friends she will do anything to evade Prince John's clutches!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:26 PM
"I'm damned if I'll play NURSIE for the pinguid cur!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:24 PM
"Sleep with Prince John? I'd rather auction off my virginity on the Internet!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:14 PM
"Lily's a VIRGIN? I thought she gave birth to a puppy named Moxie and slept with everyone from a royal French poodle to an alligator!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:09 PM
"Not to mention she's been my crate-mate for the past decade, and I'm as durable as, say, Microsoft~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:07 PM
"Think Lily will make an acceptable replacement for Maid Marian?"/"Quite likely, old son. I doubt the prince is looking for an alleged virgin, and I'm certain he's never met a real one." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 5:15 PM
"Forgive me for asking, but how OLD is Lily these days? If she's been Spencer's crate-mate for a decade, that means her teeth are longer than a giraffe's." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 5:10 PM
"A virgin? I like any girl who feels at home in a nursie's uniform!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 5:00 PM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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