Previously on LDHD: "Hello there, this is Sadie (AKA Stacy), LuLu's long-suffering sister, with a brief LDHD special -- 'What The Sucky-Muck Is That On My Telly?' Let's take a look..." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Thanks to Easy-Up food supplements, it takes three chain collars to hold me and a horse tranquilizer to calm me down! Yep, I'm that bad-assed dog the bitches line up for! Easy-Up made the difference!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Wow, babe! Doing an awesome reality show like 'Barking Out Loud' on MadDog TV is so totally cool!"/"It's totally, totally cool, babe! I haven't had an acting job in years, maybe because I still call everyone babe and dude and I'm pushing forty. But I'm smokin' now! Hey, I know something really, really awesome we can do! Let's have another litter!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I'm a Real New Jersey House Dog! My friends want to rip out my throat because I'm prettier than them and because I know where all the bones are buried. Oh, yeah, and because I've slept with all their husbands, sons, brothers, cousins, nephews, fathers, grandfathers, old high-school sweethearts, psychiatrists -- you know? But I gotta be me, right? And, Gina, you're tellin' me those are your real toenails? Yeah, yeah. Bite my dew claw!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I'm so impressed with the recession-proof international real estate market! In fact, I'm putting a down payment on a 750,000-bowser villa in Costa Rica just as soon as I rob a couple more liquor stores!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Now here's a thrill for all you blog viewers...a certain hot Portuguese water dog and I have a new reality series starting on the Scooper Network next month. It's called 'Join The Mile High Club With Bo and Sadie' -- I'm lovin' it, AF-One!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Sadie, you are so fired!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"You can't fire me -- I'm famous! Or about to be..." (Photo by J.M. Hilton) Unless censored by the AKC, this story is likely to be continued.