"Ah, spring -- that glorious season of rebirth! And here comes Peter Cottontail. Peter? Ah, Peter -- you're ON!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"It's a friggin' meadow out here! Wish I'd picked up my license to carry, like I promised the wife I would. Good God! Is that a hawk circling? Where the hell is my security?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"OK, pointers and setters, it's time to ask a perplexing question! Sadie, that's your clue!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I'm on it! LuLu-sister-mine, what's the difference between a rabbit and a hare?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"One needs extra paprika?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I am well and truly appalled!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Liar, liar...leash on fire!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Shut up, you two! This is my chance to become a star! Let's see, I want to sound more Brad Pitt than Tom Cruise: OH, MY! LOOKS LIKE PC BROUGHT SOME SERIOUS MUSCLE THIS TIME AROUND! Oh, I am so cool! I think I'm going to pee!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Holy Rawhide! It's the Bunny from META! And, boy, does that line ever suck? What is this, the Eighties?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Well, some of us have the loyalty to stick to the script. What the blazing pooper bag is META? Oh, you're right. These lines do suck!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"META stands for Mammals for the Elimination of Tax Analysts. Nobody really gets that line, but it still gets wild applause. I love it! A rabbit steals the show and the dogs are insanely jealous!" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"Terrific, kids -- great rehearsal! Now let's wrap it up and send out for some egg rolls!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Hmmm, I think a cunning dog could make a lot of bowsers by going green. I know! I'll become a Squirrel Car salesman...uh, dog...sales-dog! That's the ticket." (Photo by B. Javens)

"Am I the only creature who gets the irony here? I mean, really?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Mammals!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)