"Thank you, Caitlin. I'm Monica Montez. The cat who turned himself into a snipe, and later into a diverse series of creatures, also surrendered to authorities today, explaining that he did what he did because he plans to run for office and wants voters to realize how adaptable he can be. 'There aren't enough parties to elect all of me,' he told reporters minutes before he was released into the wild. His lawyer said criminal charges were unlikely, at least until he serves a term in Congress." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)