"This is Dash Rightpaw at Old Cur Radio! Tell the kid the truth, LuLu! Can't handle it? Thinking -- what could be stranger than that?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"How about -- I used to be a squirrel?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"You mean we get summer every single year?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Alas! I don't have the heart to tell her about fleas." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Since Captain Amoreda and I have a combined IQ of almost 600, I believe we've managed to come up with a plan that will save our galaxy." (Photo by Stephanie J.)

"Or screw things up completely!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"When you consider, LuLu, that Rome was once saved from the Gauls by the Capitoline Geese at the Temple of Juno, I suppose the idea of our galaxy being rescued by a duck isn't too extreme."/"Galaxy-schmalaxy! Do you think Charlie has decided to dump me for that Schnauzer bitch after our fiasco of a date the other night?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"A DUCK? Better make that Mother of the Universe, Captain Amoreda." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)