"Zarex, this is Captain Amoreda, and I'm in LuLu's doggie bath where there's a link to another dimension next to the edge of the shower drain. Meet me there in five." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"She certainly knows how to wreck a hot date in five!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Do I honestly want to get involved? I'd rather remain the elusive Blue Pimpernel, rescuing pussycats in peril." (Photo by Stephanie J.)

"Zarex, this is Vartag! Did you ever get molecular hiccups?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Ava's back!"/"But is it REALLY Ava?" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"This is Dash Rightpaw coming to you from Old Cur Talk Radio. Are you canines out there so numb in the rumps that you're unaware your galaxy is about to be taken over by space aliens?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Mice dirt! The whole galaxy? I thought it was just the planet...or maybe the French." (Photo by Stephanie J.)

"Sure, like we could live with that, right?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Anybody appear to be upset by the Sushi-Siam Pet Food ads we've got flashing from Mars via satellite, Mr. Bones?"/"Are you kidding? If they weren't upset when the bowser market collapsed and the price of kibble doubled, they ain't gonna snap any leashes over this one." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"We are doomed." (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)

"Zarex, this is Vartag! Could you at least steer me in the right direction?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Captain Amoreda, my lily of the moon craters, it's time for you to help me take over this sadly underdeveloped galaxy." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"LuLu, let me in -- it's important."/"This isn't a good time, Lily. Remember Charlie, that hot Golden who moved in next door?"

"I need to get hold of a cat named Zarex. The fate of our galaxy may depend upon it!"/"Oh, phooey-phooie! Can you at least give me a minute to tell Charlie to put his muzzle back on?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, my Dog! The galaxy's about to be destroyed? Surely not before my standing appointment with my groomer tomorrow?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)