"Frankly, my dear, you had me with the flea repellent that smells like hamburger." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

The Septimius Sensuality Shark has turned into a beautiful dog and changed her name to 'Ava'~ (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Wah-ooo! I want to mate with Ms. Sharky again -- in her latest form! PANT, PANT~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"A pretty girl is like a felony. Wait! That doesn't sound right." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"This adorable creature seems like a good alternative to my increasingly resistant ex-wife. Of course, we'll always have that rapturous volcanic eruption on Xerzag II, Captain Amoreda~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton

"Ditto! Ava's a pip! But I'll always remember your blue eyes and dappled tummy, Syd~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"In my time, I've been mated to a squirrel, a chipmunk, and Lily! A shark turned into a bitch babe sounds viable to me, even if that's not poetry~"(Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I'm really a blue-eyed Aussie Shepherd, and I'd rather be anything but a duck!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh, Dog, NO! I didn't mean this!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Kick my Kong toy! The shark has turned into a BABE~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Oh my! Yes, I guess. As Lord Byron penned it: 'She walks in beauty and her bark has bite.' Well, actually I penned that one; I'm just not as well known as Lord Byron. I do have a nice following on the Internet, however." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I'm the smartest little dog in Lincoln Park, with an IQ of almost 300! I'm telling you, the Septimius Sensuality Shark is dangerous no matter what form she takes! Why won't anyone listen to me? Is it because I haven't brushed my ears in six weeks? For Dog's sake -- I'm an intellectual!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"An IQ of 300, and you honestly have to ask? Besides, have you taken a good look at your hair lately?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)