LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
"Hello, I'm the Mayor of Lincoln Park! My wife doesn't understand me. For that matter, my veterinarian doesn't understand me, and I don't understand me. I'm looking for love in all the wrong places...like Argentina, Mongolia, Ohio. Could somebody please help me? Sex is kind of optional. Uhm, you know?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 3:19 PM
"A similar thing happened to me! I was a healthy human male who checked into a Korean clinic for knee surgery and woke up a bitch!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 3:12 PM
"Keep it coming! Keep it coming! This is LuLu's Desperate House Dogs, about to win a Pulitzer for yellow journalism!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 3:07 PM
"And now, hounds and houndlets, here's some required summer reading from LDHD~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:14 AM
"Blast the Recession: How to Sell Nuclear Warheads for Fun and Profit," by Kim Sik Marmoset....A truly hilarious romp through the world's most notorious "Black Market," translated from an unknown language into pigeon English by an unknown editor. Anyone who craves reading signs posted in hotel elevators from Bangkok to Singapore will delight in this first effort by a previously unknown author. (Self-published...$250,000, shipping not included.) Jacket photo by Anonymous.
posted by LuLu @ 12:00 AM
"A Gathering of Bones," by Sadie Whippet...A tell-tail tell-all by the self-proclaimed "cross between Lola Montez and Lassie." Ms. Whippet explicitly recounts her early life as a bitch on the streets whose keen ability to dig through garbage results in her transformation into a racy news hound, the love slave of a marmoset dictator, and eventually the lust puppy of a presidential pet. ($35 hardbark from Pooper Press, mitts included.) Jacket photo by J.M. Hilton.
posted by LuLu @ 11:46 PM
"An Inconvenient Spaniel," by LuLu Beagle...Alas! The beloved author of the iconic "Puppies in Lust" series keeps trying to resurrect Lily the Spaniel from the murky waters below Reichenbark Falls. This book is a cry from the pocketbook over the loss of the torrid little canine superstar who once referred to herself as "the hottest thing to come out of a kennel since boiled kibble." Obviously, wit alone was not Lily's strong suit. ($25 hardbark; $12 paperback...from Shininghowl Press.) Jacket photo by J.M. Hilton.
posted by LuLu @ 11:35 PM
"If it's all the same to you, I'll stick with Flitter." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:32 PM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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