LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
Tonight! Sam Spencer gets a visit from his guard dog friend Murray, and the mystery of 'The Maltese Chew Toy' becomes a little less murky. Honest. (Photo by Beth Javens) To follow our story from the beginning, please see 03/06/2007 in our archives.
posted by LuLu @ 10:53 PM
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"Guard dog! With those ears? C'mon! I'd make a better guard dog -- I've got the scowl for it, right? Wait a minute. Let me scowl a little harder...." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 10:46 PM
"I consider myself more of a watchdog, and the new fall TV lineup really isn't half bad." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 10:43 PM
"Guard dogs, watchdogs? I prefer to be protected, watched, spoiled, and cherished. For what other possible reason could dogs have been created?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 10:38 PM
"LuLu's Desperate House Dogs has asked me to apologize for a slur I made recently concerning other dogs who aren't, you know, as cool as I am. OK, like, I'm REALLY sorry. That said, where's my chew toy? Hey! I mean the BIG chew toy...." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 1:18 PM
"I can relate to a dog with no shame; as a cat, I'm just so much better at it." (Photo by Stephanie Jayne)
posted by LuLu @ 1:14 PM
"I think cats are kinda spooky, and big boxes you trip over in the dark. Some politicians are spooky, and occasionally my vet. Oh, and ferrets. My next-door neighbor is a ferret. Not that I mean that as a slur, or anything..." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 10:37 PM
"That sixty-pound Rottweiler puppy told me to tell you she thinks you're a hottie." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 1:45 AM
"Zarex, it's Vartag. I understand General Xonex has arrived and taken on the form of an earthling. I hope he's having more success in his disguise than we are in ours." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 1:27 AM
"No, I am not wearing contact lenses, but either those are neuticles or your mother had a thyroid problem." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 1:24 AM
"Darling! I understand his canines aren't real, either. Too much of the Big Bad Wolf look, if you ask me." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 1:18 AM
"A rose by another name would have to be Lily~" (Photo by A. Oscard with a lot of help from J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:04 AM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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