LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
"Ah, spring! And I'm aware that a lot of you other creatures find me annoying because of my incessant tapping. But you've got me all wrong. I'm one of the good guys! I eat, among other thing, carpenter ants and termites. What's more, I really don't hurt the trees. As for your sanity, well, that's another matter entirely." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:38 AM
"So the next time you get the urge to howl, hiss or throw a beer can at my red feathers, why not consider the immortal words of poet Ogden Nash: 'Some primal termite knocked on wood; and tasted it, and found it good. That is why your cousin May fell through the parlor floor today.'" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:31 AM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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