"This is LuLu's Blogger News, and I'm Thyvernia Woofingham. The hunt goes on at this hour for the cat who disguised himself first as a snipe, then as a rogue elephant, and was last seen chasing a mouse across Lincoln Park in a gorilla costume. Wherever and whatever he is tonight, the cat is the main mammal of interest in the disappearance of innocent kitten Alicia Powderpaws, who vanished from her home shortly before Mother's Day. The cat is not declawed and is assumed to have 'tude -- which sounds pretty much like most cats to me. Police dogs are warning the public to run like hell if they sniff anything suspicious." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)