Hey, Ellen! Don't worry your head about Iggy. He wants us to tell you he's well and content, and living with Kevin Federline~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Tonight! Sam Spencer hears Sophie Caruthers' 'deathbed' confession, and Iva gets a new leash on life -- as the mystery of The Maltese Chew Toy continues. (Photo by J.M. Hilton) To read our cyber tome from the beginning, click on 03/06/2007.

"Want a new dog? Pick me, Ellen! We have the same beautiful blue eyes~" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Do the right thing, Ellen, and go for the obvious choice." (Photo by S. Jayne)

"Hi, Ellen, I understand your hairdresser is looking for a new dog? Have I got a pup for her! And one for your stylist, your set designer, your producer, your chief assistant. We're barking some nice half-spaniel, half Heinz-57s here, Ellen. Uh, did I mention that I'm a mom on the doggie dole?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I'm sorry, son, but we're not going back through the Doghouse of Zombie Terrors one more time!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Do you ever get the feeling something's creeping up on you?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Should I tell them I met a ghost in there...or admit that Jack Russell's cheating on his crate-mate again?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"It's a falling star! It's jet debris! It's a lead balloon! It's a dead seahawk! It's an OVERHEAD CAM?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

The Return of the Maverick Brothers~ (Photo by J.M. Hilton)