LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
"Here's a quickie recap -- oil has been found in Lincoln Park, but a pair of terrible titans with plans of their own have set forth the rumor that an endangered species lives on the field. Got it, my dear?"/"Yes, rather, but what on earth is that ghastly thing loitering in the shrubbery?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:56 AM
"I'm an endangered species? Then show me a good time! Give me bowsers, babes, and booze! Gimme ##!! Vegas!" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)
posted by LuLu @ 12:54 AM
"But if he's endangered, we have to make every conceivable effort to understand him and cater to his needs." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:48 AM
"Great Lakes of Methane! Will I never get off this planet of exile? Will I be forced to endure here forever? Will no one show me mercy?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:40 AM
"Well, here's some good news! I passed my screen test and start shooting a new movie on Earth next week. You can come along as my manager!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:28 AM
"Want to keep up with our senseless but timely tale? Then go to our archives and start clicking away! (Photo by B. Javens)
posted by LuLu @ 12:23 AM
"We're a pretty insecure site, but you won't pick up anything genuinely nasty here." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:21 AM
"Mine, too. I keep looking for a lusty stiff-tail who's seriously into leather." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 12:01 AM
"Is our endangered species plan working out as expected, Mr. Hound?"/"So far, but it won't be long before we'll have to kill it." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:57 PM
"Oh, my Dog! Some poor species is struggling to survive out there?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:48 PM
"Like I always say, they pave a parking lot and put up...wait! I think I've got that wrong!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)
posted by LuLu @ 11:39 PM
"What great good fortune is this? I'm an endangered species now? The last time I looked, my picture was on the side of a pest riddance van!" (Cartoon by A.G. Oscard)
posted by LuLu @ 11:26 PM
LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~
I am a single five-year-old female Beagle, shown here by myself, while my mix-up of a sister sings the praises of mutts on my blog. Well, let her. I have a most intriguing (one might even say lascivious) past, at least according to my autobiography. In a former lifetime I was Queen Elizabeth the Ist of England, and later on (among others) I was Nell Gwynn, Pauline Borghese, Louise Brooks, and eventually just lovable, neurotic, adorable ME. I have a perfectly charming, albeit very annoying, sister named Sadie. She's rarely plagued by conscience, possibly because she's a Sagittarius. To date she has attempted to steal most of my boyfriends, meaning we're quite used to fighting over bones. Sadie and I are the same age, although she's the adopted one. We do have a fair amount of things in common. For example, she was once Mary Queen of Scots, and later on both Barbara Villiers and Marlene Dietrich. Amazingly we get along -- at least when we're before the public~
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