LuLu's Desperate House Dogs (formerly the Bow Wow Blog)

LuLu's Desperate House Dogs is a blog about an eccentric little Beagle named LuLu, who, along with her sister Sadie (a Whippet/Terrier/Beagle blend), writes the lurid Puppies in Lust series, and absorbs local color in an idyllic, off-the-leash, canine-centered village known as Lincoln Park~

Saturday, February 20, 2010

"I'm sorry that I screwed up and went after every tail-twitching female in the park. I even chased after a few hot babes in the park down the street...and a few more in that new dog park across town. Oh, and there were the ones at the boarding kennel, and the sexy Scottish terrier I met at the veterinary clinic. Uhm, I almost forgot about the Pekingese at the pet store, and the beagle with her head out the window of a BMW at the mall." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Anyhow, I have strayed from the Path of Righteousness -- and promise to really, really, really try hard not to do it again." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Where exactly is the Path of Righteousness?"/"I think it's across the street from Depravity Lane, out by that new restaurant -- Sluts-In-A-Blanket." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

"LDHD presents: The Dark Side of the Westminster Dog Show..." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"The judge gets to touch me WHERE?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Why won't Uno answer any of my e-mails?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"You know, I was a runner-up for best of breed back in 2007."/"Really? What breed was that?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

Obviously not the one with the highest IQ!"/"You'd look funny groomed like a poodle!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)