Previously on LDHD: "LDHD presents: The Most Uninteresting News Stories of the Week!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Carly Simon wrote You're So Vain about her cat!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Another politician gets nabbed in a sex scandal!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Another sports star gets nabbed in a sex scandal!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Rowdy students riot!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"The 82nd Annual Academy Awards will air on Sunday, March 7!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"Did Carly Simon for sure write You're So Vain about her cat?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

COMING SOON TO AN AIRPORT NEAR YOU..."Arf! Heeey, Flight 32, you're cleared to take-off. Woof! And you're all set, Flight 503. Just keep those wheels on the runway! Jet Purple 298, hold position. Grrrrr! I mean it, Jet Purple. You guys drunk, or what?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"I think that's an abysmal disgrace!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"You mean something new has been added?" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"This is Pagina Puddlejump for LDHD semi-instant news. I'm here with about a hundred other critters, all eagerly awaiting a tsunami that's scheduled to hit pacific Lincoln Park Lake. Wait! Do I spy an extra ripple out there? I think the water's getting darker...but it could be night falling...." (Photo by J.M. Hilton)

"My Dog! We've been here for twelve hours!"/"I think I'm gonna go chase a rabbit...or maybe a big blue bird!" (Photo by J.M. Hilton)